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Grosser than gross April 9, 2007

Filed under: Ava,Humor,Julian,Mothering — amygeekgrl @ 3:50 pm

Remember those old jokes – What’s grosser than gross?

I’ve got a new one.

What’s grosser than gross?
When your baby spits up down your v-neck shirt leaving a literal puddle of spit-up in your bra.
Say it with me – Ewwww! Yep, glad I didn’t bother showering today!

What’s grosser than that?
When you know you probably won’t get a chance to shower until later tonight at the earliest.

And on the topic of liquids coming out of babies’ mouths, I was holding Julian up on the couch with me while Ava played with him as she sat on the floor. All of a sudden she gets up to go get a burp cloth and says, “Julian drooled in my eye.”
Be thankful it was only drool, honey.

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8 Responses to “Grosser than gross”

  1. antropologa Says:

    That reminds me of the day I went to the store with dried baby vomit in my hair. Hey, I was just excited to leave the house!

  2. amygeekgrl Says:

    LOL antropologa – i hear that!

  3. Erinne Says:

    Hi Amy – oh yuck – yuck – yuck! I feel for you… My daughter has thrown up more than any baby/kid I have ever known… Her first year was filled with vomit – I never left the house without a change clothes for each of us! 🙂

    When she was 3 weeks old we were in the hospital and for 12 days straight I was assaulted from both ends of her – thankfully they had a washing machine on the same floor as us – ha ha – funny now – smelly then! 🙂

  4. Anna Says:

    Oh boy, do I know about that! The other day I discovered some of Henry’s moist, chewed-up Oatios in my bra–it had been about 12 hours since he had last been served Oatios! 🙂

    Anna

  5. cturpen Says:

    Ok that is filthy.

  6. Ewwwww! 🙂 We often joke that our kids are the punchline to a joke that begins “wat’s grosser than gross?”

  7. K Says:

    A very drool-worthy post. I laughed…

  8. Liesl Says:

    Oh, yuck! Poor Ava, and poor you! This is hitting home as we had our first exploding poopy diaper from Kieran this afternoon…poop all over everywhere…


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